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SandTroopers are just StormTroopers who've lived a little longer.

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I've been waiting 7 months for my surprise birthday party. Whoever is planing it sure knows how to create suspense.

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Stairs. Taking things to the next level since 4000BC.

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Being born is probably the easiest way to ensure that you're going to die.

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Using shower gel that contains menthol is just like getting your balls licked by the Double Mint Twins.

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Whenever people confront me in public, I just stare them in the eyes till they back down. Then I go back to eating their bag of Doritos.

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Pouring wine in my pocket. You know, for later.

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You can solve any problem with a rooftop and a sniper rifle.

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This infant formula doesn't taste much like infants.

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