Whenever I turn off my Kindle the screen repetitively asks, “Who’s afraid of the big bad Virginia Woolf and Emily Dickinson?” I am, Kindle.
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I've been waiting 7 months for my surprise birthday party. Whoever is planing it sure knows how to create suspense.
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What if god was just Drew Carey hosting Who’s Line Is It Anyway? Good news, sinners! The points don’t matter.
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My Angry Birds technique involves a lot of first try-missedher abortions.
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There are some nights I'd rather order takeout than have sex, but you know how women and their sexual needs are…
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When you weave, you weave. When you sew, you sew. When you poop, well, at least you tried.
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Did you know that you can just sit down at a computer, close the Twitter, and make things?
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Eye contact is not a thing that people do, it is a thing that cyclopses with eye problems have.
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